What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 05:06
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
At what stage in your life did you realize, "No, I can't do this any more" and walk out? Why?
{RING} {RING}
Sure no problem officer.
Yes sir it is.
How are you spending your best time?
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
What is the best way to get over your ex?
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
After a few moments he returns.
Does turmeric help fight cancer? If so, how?
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
HELLO